Buenos Aires without a doubt has the hottest women in South America if not the world! Bold statement? Maybe, but the fact of the matter is that the population’s cultural background comes from Spain, Italy, and Germany! This makes for some hot fucking chicks! You don’t even need to speak Spanish. In Buenos Aires it is considered sophisticated to speak English, so you’ll have tons of hot babes that want to practice with you!

With the currency devaluation of 2001 travelling to Argentina nowadays is a real bargain! Great food, great wine, amazing women, what more could any hot-blooded male ask for?

The best option for accomodation is getting an apartment. For $500USD a month you can get a nice place in a really good neighbourhood. (renting your own place is an advantage. Most hotels won’t allow guests to come in, and if they do they make the girls sign-in, take copies of their documents/ids ect. The girls really don’t like going through all that, I must say I had a few babes slip through my fingers at the last minute because they felt too ashamed or were embarrassed.)Recoleta is where we chose to stay, it is within walking distance of the best restaurants, pubs and whore houses in Argentina! The brothels should be left as a last resort because scoring free puntang is really easy.

The best place to hook up with some Argentine pussy is in an Irish pub called Kilkenny. It is a gold mine! This is where all the local college and university girls go to meet foreigners. Drinks are dirt cheap, on the weekends it is open until 6am so you have a large window of opportunity. 3am to 6am is the prime time to find some easy girls because they are usually all hammered at that point All you have to do is say something to them in English, buy them a couple of drinks, and presto she will be offering to come back to your place to “make you breakfast”.

The typical Argentine babe is beautiful, passionate and above all jealous. They don’t really like the idea of a one-night stand, they are looking for a boyfriend! Its better to be honest with them. After you fuck their latin coochie, just tell them that you are leaving in a few weeks, and don’t really want to start a relationship. Works every time. Argentine women are also rather racist. I was travelling with my Korean friend and he got a rather rude reception! ( he always hooks up when we were back in the USA)So Asian men will have a little harder time finding some snatch then American or European.

 If you’re down on your luck you can always hit a whore-house, or more commonly known in Buenos Aires as a cabaret! As a rule of thumb, the good cabarets don’t need to advertise, so you should stay away from any place that relies on workers in the street to try and pressure you to come in. These places are bad news. We had an incident where the bouncers tried to charge us $250usd for 5 beers. These places are only thinking short-term, and generally have ugly chicks from Bolivia and Paraguay, not the Argentine cuties that we were expecting.

The two cream of the crop cabarets to visit are Black(Recoleta) and Cocodrilo(Palermo).These places are classy, and have the hottest chicks money can buy. Although Black is a little more expensive(we paid $250USD per girl)the amazing hotties you get are well worth the price. Cocodrilo is the best bang for the buck, very cute college girls(are only doing this to pay the university bills, so is really a once in a lifetime opportunity), and cheap prices.($75USD per girl as of the time of this writing).

Black waived the price of admission for us, but I’m told is usually $100USD to get into the door. The shows are really hot. They had two dancers doing a lesbian routine, but to be honest I wasn’t looking at them. I was checking out the available talent. Unlike other places the girls here are classy. They only come over and approach you if you make eye-contact with them. I had this hot little raven-haired beauty come over and talk to me. I bought her some champagne, chatted a little, at first she wanted $300USD, but after talking some more we settled on $250USD. Went back to my place and fucked and fucked. She even let me take pics, most hookers are not into it, or if so you have to pay more. Just treat them with respect and you’ll find you can almost always get your way. You can catch more flies with honey!

On another occasion we went to Cocodrilo. It is a little more off the beaten track, but any taxi driver will know how to get there. Drinks are alot more reasonable, and the girls are 100% amateurs. I went in there and a hot little brunette caught my eye. She came over and started speaking in perfect English. It turns out Maria(I highly recommend her, nicest natural titties I have ever sucked on) was studying to become a Lawyer. She was attending a private university and was going to graduate in a year. She told me her father had lost his job and that was why she was doing what she was doing. She had to pay the bills in her household aswell as pay for her tuition costs. When she told me her price $150USD I didn’t try too much to get the price down.($150USD is about $500 pesos. Most people in Argentina make that in one month!)because I thought she was more than worth it, and I wanted to help her out the best I could. Maria was the only hooker I met that had a “no kissing rule”. She said she didn’t want to get personally attached to any of the guys she was with. The only other bad thing with her is she wouldnt go back to my place with me. She insisted that we went to a hotel. Buenos Aires is famous for their sex-hotels. For $10USD you can get a themed-hotel room that is actually very luxurious, complete with vibrating bed and hot tub! Maria was a Argentine-Spanish hottie who wanted to please. She kept asking “is that ok?”, “do you like that?”, ect, ect, ect. She sucked me off without a condom, and didn’t even get mad when I surprised her with a cum explosion in her mouth. She even finished off the encounter giving me GREAT massage. Definitely one of the best hooker experiences I have ever had. Cocodrilo gives you the royal treatment, I recommend it two thumbs up!

Argentine escorts are not all they are cracked up to be! The online escort sites are not a good service to use. The pictures of the girls look great and very tempting. Even when you call them up, they sound hot and horny. The problem is when they show up, THEY ARE NOT THE SAME FUCKING GIRL! Who did they think they were fooling, they didn’t even look close to the girl that was in the picture. We were burned 4 times. They tried to pull the old bait and switch. They try to get you worked-up, and horny because they think there is a better chance that you will accept it. When we sent them away most times they got angry and wanted us to pay for their time, or at least travel expenses.

There are so many hotties walking around this city, as long as you don’t get lazy and do your own leg work, using some of the previous tips you are guaranteed to pick up a hot Argentine babe each and every night you go out!!!

typical argentine cocksucker beside the parrilla waiting to make sexy time