Rio De Janeiro
What amazing scenery, and I am NOT talking about the beaches, Sugar Loaf, or the statue of Christ the Redeemer. I am referring to the sexy garotas! (garota means hot chick in Portugese) You see babes everywhere, from the beaches, cafes, even in Mc Donalds, you are simply surrounded by hot, horny, Brazilian women!

Alot of people think the national past time is football/soccer. It isn’t! The national past time is sex! Brazil is the most open-minded country in Latin America, and Cariocas(people born in Rio) don’t have a problem fucking somone they just met five minutes ago! In 6 days I hooked up with 5 different Brazilian babes(I was sick for my last day, or else I would have gone 6 for 6!).

Here is how I did it;

Copacabana beach. I didn’t go there to swim, I went there for the chicks, and I wan’t dissapointed! Generally it is a lower class area(compared to Ipanema, so the people aren’t as snotty) but everywhere I looked there were clusters of hot chicks! This one hottie in a Brazilian bikini came right up to me and asked me where I was from! Right then I thought damn, these girls are forward, and they are! It turned out she wanted to practice her Spanish so we went and drank some caipirinhas(national drink in Brazil) after an hour or so we went back to my hotel and fucked! She was really wild, but she didn’t stick around too longe because she had a kid at home. The way that she left so quickly I felt like she almost used me for sex, weird feeling!

Mariuzinn is a really good disco in Copacabana. The best days to go are Fridays and Saturdays. Two floors with music of all kinds, from techno, hip hop to samba. The dance/techno music was really interesting because I noticed some of the babes listening to it seemed to be high! After talking to a couple of them I was able to confirm that xtc was the drug of choice. Long story short, Brazilian girls are 100% guaranteed to leave with you if they think you have drugs in your hotel room!

Baronneti is an “exclusive” club in Ipanema where alot of the upper class go. This place was jammed-packed with top-notch pussy from Brazil. Lots of available single girls looking for rich boyfriends to fuck for the night.(alot of the girls I talked to told me that they had been saving the whole month just so they could go to Baronneti!) When you enter Baronneti you must agree to spend a certain amount of money on drinks. I opted for the VIP treatment(so I could enter the VIP room) this worked out to about $100USD. This was a really bad idea for me because I felt like I had to drink the whole $100USD worth of alchohol. To make a long story short I got booted out! Luckily for me, one of the girls I was talking to decided to come with me. We hopped a cab and went back to her place and one thing led to another.The next day when I was sobering up I noticed that I didn’t have any money left. I am pretty sure that it was the bouncer that escorted me out and “helped” me settle up my tab. Moral of the story is ALWAYS drink in moderation.

Help disco was my next stop. I use the term “disco” here very loosely, because Help is actually the biggest whorehouse in Latin America! This place is simply massive! Even if you aren’t into whoring this place deserves a visit simply because of all the history! Help disco is right on Copacabana beach. The girls here are all very pretty. This was the first time I got a combo deal. These two little brunettes told me they were “sisters”. Don’t know if I believe them or not, but $200USD for the pair was something I couldn’t complain about! Not the best sex of my life, believe it or not they didn’t try very hard to make me feel comfortable. Don’t know if I will try for the double combo again.

The next day I was feeling a little sick (I didn’t know at the time but tap water should be avoided. Always buy bottled water. ) so I just chilled in my hotel room and called the girl I met from Baronneti.  She came over and nursed me back to health. I gave her a good, old-fashioned fucking and showed her that Brazilian men have nothing on me! Overall I had a great time, and am anxiously awaiting my next trip to Brazil.

Click here for the pics of me fucking the shit out of the Cariocan slut in my hotel room!

she really likes long, hard, stiff, shaft-like objects and has the nicest damn ass in all of rio de janeiro. she even fucks with no condom!